Ever since Corvette #00001 first met Corvette #00002 on the road, their drivers saluted each other with waves. Today, unfortunately, this grand and glorious tradition is wavering.
There’s one item of standard equipment that comes as a pleasant surprise to every new Corvette owner. It’s an instant wave of recognition they receive when they meets one of their ilk’s on the road. The first time it happens, they will be taken by surprise. He immediately thinks:
· He has been mistaken for Sterling Moss.
· His lights are on.
· He has just been given the bird.
Soon, however, the new Corvette owner anticipates, indeed even relishes, encountering other Corvettes as he drives. During this period, he experiments with his waves, running the gamut from the gaping “yoo hoo” to the ultra cool “two finger flip.” He perfects his timing, making sure he affects neither a too-early wave, nor the jaded “oh brother” too-late variety. Determined not to be one upped, he even develops a defense mechanism for non-wavers, usually settling on the “Wave? My hand was just on the way to scratch my head” approach. (This is especially useful when you’re not driving your Corvette, but you forget, and like a dummy you wave anyway.)
Indeed, one of the most perplexing problems facing a would-be waver is what to do when driving next to a fellow Corvette owner. Passing him going opposite directions is one thing. Greetings are exchanged, and that’s that. But, what happens when you pull up next to a guy at a light, wave, nod, smile, and then pull up to him at the next light, a block later? Wave again? Nod bashfully? Grin self-consciously? Ignore him? Or take the chicken’s way out and turn down the next side street? If you’re expecting an answer, you won’t find it here. Sad to say, some questions don’t have any.